Hey there lower southwestsiders, it's Secret Santa here with your latest gossip review,
It's election day, and everyone's making their opinions known. So here are a few of my own.
My ideal choices for office are as follows;
President: G, his connections in the facebook world should help him with our worlds problems.
Vice Prez: D(Girl). She is rather good at taking orders... and following others
Secretary: E2, she is good at being silent and writing things down.
Treasurer: A2... nuff said.
Also, I suppose we should appoint someone to have affairs with the president. AKA white house slut? Maybe S... though we hear she has morals. J2 has been known for some similar hijinks, however.
Suggestions?
OXOX betches,
SecretSanta.
Tuesday, November 4, 2008
Monday, November 3, 2008
11-3-2008
Hey there lower southwestsiders, it's Secret Santa here with your weekly gossip report
Let's start things off with some news about G, we hear he has a new girlfriend, and her name is J1. The very same J1 who plays for the field hockey team...? Score 1 for G! G is infamous for his many facebook friends, the pair are super cute. Next is some news about M, recently seen purchasing some clothes from Abercrombie and Fitch. A style change, perhaps? I sure hope not. A1 has taken some time off from being expelled to have been seen canoodling with J3. J3 is infamous for her very colorful costumes... or should i say cos-tume. Moving along to A2 news, our favorite yamukkah-wearer has been spotted stealing wafers from St. Bernard's church. Such a naughty jew! A3 was caught jerking off in class while listening to Me Love by Sean Kingston on his ipod. But that isn't really news. Our biffer E1 was seen purchasing a myriad of Slipknot masks at Rojay party store, but does he really need more? E2's halloween costume was excellent this year. News Flash: she was seen yesterday raising her hand in class, but then we were all disappointed when she asked to go to the bathroom rather than answer a question. On relationship news, S was seen with a rather "spotty" situation on her neck area. Could this be the result of some alone time with B... or T...or D... i can't keep track. J2 has recently been released from lockdown, put locks on your liquor cabinets... and your nyquil. H has been sporting some rather daring outfits lately. Skirt-overalls with knee socks? Alright then, whatever floats yer boat. M has recently been quoted saying "I saw her granny panties!" But then again, he does not care.
OXOX betches,
secretsanta
Let's start things off with some news about G, we hear he has a new girlfriend, and her name is J1. The very same J1 who plays for the field hockey team...? Score 1 for G! G is infamous for his many facebook friends, the pair are super cute. Next is some news about M, recently seen purchasing some clothes from Abercrombie and Fitch. A style change, perhaps? I sure hope not. A1 has taken some time off from being expelled to have been seen canoodling with J3. J3 is infamous for her very colorful costumes... or should i say cos-tume. Moving along to A2 news, our favorite yamukkah-wearer has been spotted stealing wafers from St. Bernard's church. Such a naughty jew! A3 was caught jerking off in class while listening to Me Love by Sean Kingston on his ipod. But that isn't really news. Our biffer E1 was seen purchasing a myriad of Slipknot masks at Rojay party store, but does he really need more? E2's halloween costume was excellent this year. News Flash: she was seen yesterday raising her hand in class, but then we were all disappointed when she asked to go to the bathroom rather than answer a question. On relationship news, S was seen with a rather "spotty" situation on her neck area. Could this be the result of some alone time with B... or T...or D... i can't keep track. J2 has recently been released from lockdown, put locks on your liquor cabinets... and your nyquil. H has been sporting some rather daring outfits lately. Skirt-overalls with knee socks? Alright then, whatever floats yer boat. M has recently been quoted saying "I saw her granny panties!" But then again, he does not care.
OXOX betches,
secretsanta
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